Bestgofnakken is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, two-faced dragon.

Bestgofnakken created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgofnakken, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bestgofnakken, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bestgofnakken's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bestgofnakken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five titanium sculptures of Bestgofnakken on top of important buildings.

2. Bestgofnakken loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.