Narlvabpan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful wyrm.

Narlvabpan created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Narlvabpan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narlvabpan, he will not invite you to parties.

Narlvabpan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Narlvabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never talk about gravity near hamsters while wearing green scarves and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narlvabpan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.