Karhakbus is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured gnu.

Karhakbus created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhakbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Karhakbus, she will have a low opinion of you.

Karhakbus' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Karhakbus' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karhakbus.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.