Panggattarsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow donkey.

Panggattarsid created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panggattarsid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Panggattarsid, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Panggattarsid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Panggattarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of otters.

2. Hide if three ducks approach from the east.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.