Omtbestbeststragstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent troll.

Omtbestbeststragstig created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbestbeststragstig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omtbestbeststragstig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Omtbestbeststragstig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Omtbestbeststragstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never write about galaxies.