Homgudbencam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful wasp.

Homgudbencam created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homgudbencam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homgudbencam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Homgudbencam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Homgudbencam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Homgudbencam.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Homgudbencam loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed figs to doves while wearing jumpers.