Xemhadhug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident frog.

Xemhadhug created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemhadhug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xemhadhug, he will destroy your home planet.

Xemhadhug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Xemhadhug's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing mauve skirts.

5. Never hurt hamsters.