Vidlarnlist is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic ant.

Vidlarnlist created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlarnlist, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidlarnlist, she will cry a lot.

Vidlarnlist's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vidlarnlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always obey Vidlarnlist's priests.

4. You must pray to Vidlarnlist five times a day.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.