Zignarlhap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind raven.

Zignarlhap created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zignarlhap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zignarlhap, he will send you a sign.

Zignarlhap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zignarlhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Worship no other gods but Zignarlhap.

3. Do not take Zignarlhap's name in vain.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not chop down trees.