Cabbag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud butterfly.

Cabbag created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cabbag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cabbag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always obey Cabbag's priests.

4. Run away if four moths approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.