Hubbellpod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving skunk.

Hubbellpod created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbellpod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hubbellpod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hubbellpod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hubbellpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never leap in the presence of monkeys.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.