Yaknurflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient snake.

Yaknurflat created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknurflat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yaknurflat, she will be very sad.

Yaknurflat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yaknurflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Do not take Yaknurflat's name in vain.

5. Never eat bark.