Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying lobster.

Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta seals, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Cidsagmon Zanlimgigcan's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.