Nurfombiss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud shark.

Nurfombiss created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurfombiss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurfombiss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nurfombiss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurfombiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always help voles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.