Quillcutgil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating naga.

Quillcutgil created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillcutgil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillcutgil, it will curse you with boils.

Quillcutgil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quillcutgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never paint your face brown.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.