Kapvighab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent shark.

Kapvighab created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapvighab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kapvighab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kapvighab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kapvighab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing brown shorts and balancing four titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing yellow stockings and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Do not chop down trees.