Sandtadcip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty mole.

Sandtadcip created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Sandtadcip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandtadcip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sandtadcip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sandtadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing green trousers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your face.

5. Retreat if eight tortoises approach from the west.