Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful chicken.

Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom, she will manifest in front of you.

Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Zedkemcuttetti Rullfedbom loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never paint your back purple.