Cibsogvonkwee is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, quiet finch.

Cibsogvonkwee created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsogvonkwee, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cibsogvonkwee, he will turn you into a snail.

Cibsogvonkwee's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cibsogvonkwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Put Cibsogvonkwee first in all things.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about asteroids.