Gupfebhot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise mink.

Gupfebhot created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupfebhot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupfebhot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gupfebhot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gupfebhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to dogs while wearing mauve shirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.