Jigmotjab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving dove.

Jigmotjab created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jigmotjab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jigmotjab, she will not care at all.

Jigmotjab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jigmotjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Never eat bark.