Queegjansand is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, witless
shark.
Queegjansand created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Queegjansand, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Queegjansand, he will turn you into a plant.
Queegjansand's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Queegjansand's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never talk about bacteria.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing white ear rings and balancing four silver spheres on your face.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.