Fedhakkonkopxinbednur is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable hyena.

Fedhakkonkopxinbednur created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedhakkonkopxinbednur, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedhakkonkopxinbednur, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fedhakkonkopxinbednur's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fedhakkonkopxinbednur's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Pray towards the south.