Cetbanripnakjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient centipede.

Cetbanripnakjat created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbanripnakjat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cetbanripnakjat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cetbanripnakjat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cetbanripnakjat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear green jumpers.