Targ is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous ant.

Targ created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Targ, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targ, it will cry a lot.

Targ's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Targ loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat bread.