Shavrigcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered chicken.

Shavrigcuss created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrigcuss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavrigcuss, he will turn you into a goat.

Shavrigcuss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Shavrigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Shavrigcuss.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always wear magenta.