Ratdavid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever beaver.

Ratdavid created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdavid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ratdavid, he will turn you into a rat.

Ratdavid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ratdavid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.