Bisstigfad Benbopkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak eagle.

Bisstigfad Benbopkon created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisstigfad Benbopkon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisstigfad Benbopkon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bisstigfad Benbopkon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bisstigfad Benbopkon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not hurt sharks.