Rantomnil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable giraffe.

Rantomnil created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Rantomnil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rantomnil, he will come to you in dreams.

Rantomnil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rantomnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.