Litgamquim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil goose.

Litgamquim created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Litgamquim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litgamquim, he will turn you into a mole.

Litgamquim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Litgamquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing orange shoes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing red skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always wear yellow.