Gidtikkiktalhasdogwig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying hamster.

Gidtikkiktalhasdogwig created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtikkiktalhasdogwig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidtikkiktalhasdogwig, he will turn you into a goat.

Gidtikkiktalhasdogwig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gidtikkiktalhasdogwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.