Vigfomhanbag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent hydra.

Vigfomhanbag created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Vigfomhanbag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vigfomhanbag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vigfomhanbag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vigfomhanbag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Respect your elders.