Wot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody penguin.

Wot created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing cyan coats.

2. Always obey Wot's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never run near mites.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.