Fubsawgat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing fox.

Fubsawgat created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubsawgat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubsawgat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fubsawgat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fubsawgat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fubsawgat first in all things.

2. Hide from white whales for they are unholy.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.