Capfobspag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody shrew.

Capfobspag created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capfobspag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Capfobspag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Capfobspag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Capfobspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never mention squirrels.