Logrowxin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome wren.

Logrowxin created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logrowxin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Logrowxin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Logrowxin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Logrowxin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.