Manhabkin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical crab.

Manhabkin created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Manhabkin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Manhabkin, he will ignore you.

Manhabkin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Manhabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the west.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Worship no other gods but Manhabkin.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manhabkin.