Nelfotkip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent shark.

Nelfotkip created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfotkip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nelfotkip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nelfotkip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nelfotkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never chant in the presence of swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Always take life seriously.