Lenflis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent gorilla.

Lenflis created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenflis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lenflis, it will think nothing of it.

Lenflis' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to sharks while wearing shorts.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hop in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about bacteria.