Bograwpak Null is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Bograwpak Null created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bograwpak Null, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bograwpak Null, she will ignore you.

Bograwpak Null's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bograwpak Null's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near tortoises while wearing indigo shoes and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Hide from fawn seals for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.