Safyarsandfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful bird.

Safyarsandfet created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safyarsandfet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Safyarsandfet, it will destroy your home planet.

Safyarsandfet's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Safyarsandfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.