Gofcabflam Vegarnsit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent whale.

Gofcabflam Vegarnsit created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofcabflam Vegarnsit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofcabflam Vegarnsit, she will strike you with lightening.

Gofcabflam Vegarnsit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gofcabflam Vegarnsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Always obey Gofcabflam Vegarnsit's priests.

3. Run away if four dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.