Cenvidlop is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, conceited
weasel.
Cenvidlop created Asia two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cenvidlop, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cenvidlop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Cenvidlop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Cenvidlop's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not hurt hamsters.