Cenvidlop is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, conceited weasel.

Cenvidlop created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenvidlop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cenvidlop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cenvidlop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cenvidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.