Dadsancab is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring
troll.
Dadsancab created bats four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dadsancab, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dadsancab, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Dadsancab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Dadsancab's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics near moths while wearing mauve corsets and balancing five gold spheres on your back.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.