Dadsancab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring troll.

Dadsancab created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadsancab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadsancab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dadsancab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dadsancab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near moths while wearing mauve corsets and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.