Manlenbess is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous camel.

Manlenbess created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Manlenbess, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Manlenbess, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Manlenbess' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Manlenbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never feed tomatoes to birds while wearing mauve trousers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.