Cisspinnur is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring chicken.

Cisspinnur created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisspinnur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cisspinnur, she will destroy your home planet.

Cisspinnur's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cisspinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Cisspinnur loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cisspinnur in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Worship no other gods but Cisspinnur.