Mifstragcap Pakcaphap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented bird.

Mifstragcap Pakcaphap created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifstragcap Pakcaphap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifstragcap Pakcaphap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mifstragcap Pakcaphap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mifstragcap Pakcaphap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.