Bepbanmumbiftipbog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid fairy.

Bepbanmumbiftipbog created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbanmumbiftipbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepbanmumbiftipbog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bepbanmumbiftipbog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bepbanmumbiftipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Bepbanmumbiftipbog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.