Bepmanfom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying otter.

Bepmanfom created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepmanfom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepmanfom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bepmanfom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bepmanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Bepmanfom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to moths while wearing pink tights.

4. Erect eight copper sculptures of Bepmanfom on top of important buildings.

5. Learn four new languages a year.