Gigvinmig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless tapir.

Gigvinmig created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigvinmig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gigvinmig, he will turn you into a dog.

Gigvinmig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gigvinmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never run near pigs.